Carterisms.

Carter took a late afternoon nap.
He woke up grumpy. Real Grumpy.
He climbed onto Mike's lap and continued to be grumpy and cried.
Mike asked him what would make him feel better. Ice Cream?
Yes.
Well, go get it.
Carter disappears and comes back with a gallon of ice cream.
Mike tells him to go get a spoon.
Minutes pass.
Carter comes back.
Now with three spoons and three bowls.
I climbed the door and got them out.
He was so proud.
We laughed and ate ice cream together.
He earned it.